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[Oct. 18th, 2008|09:40 pm] |
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HOORAY FOR EASY APPRENTICESHIPS! |
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| Dear Jourdan. |
[Oct. 12th, 2008|09:10 pm] |
“Global warming will wipe out all kids” C.C. 03/10/08 a.k.a Roisin’s Birthday.
Roisin’s birthday is what I’m here to take about. I’m here to take about Chantelle’s motherfucking birthday party.
The whole day didn’t even start out too good. I ended up going to sleep at 4 in the morning cause I was looking at FailBlogs and got a bit to carried away with this one that made me fucking crack up laughing so hard. Anyway, back to the whole start of the day, I was sleeping and it was about 10 in the morning when Adrian starts knocking on my door cause he had to drive my sister to Chantelle’s party and I don’t want to fucking answer cause I want to sleep. And then half an hour later Lin starts banging on the door and well, your banging so hard twice and someone doesn’t answer after someone else has tired…THEY OBVIOUSLY DON’T WANT TO BE DISTURBED! So Lin leaves to house without me and then I jump up and say to myself… ‘this is the perfect time to have a cigarette!’ So I go and have one…two. Shower and yadda.
Show up at Chantelle’s birthday party and I walk in the house and all of a sudden there a children running around a screaming and the FAT one STEPS ONE MY TOES! THE FAT ONE! Actually, the worst part is that my aunt had organised someone to come and teach the kids, you wouldn’t believe it…TO PLAY THE BONGO DRUMS! OMG! It was the worst ever, but the funny part was that he got my uncle to dance.
I spent the rest of my time taking pictures of Chantelle opening her birthday presents and sucking in the helium from balloons with my cousin, Yvonne and then playing pranks on my mum with my high-pitched voice. And I was playing Tennis on Wii…I’m good. I beat my sister and my second cousins.
God, My new found hate for children. Ergh! Yuck…kids. They just couldn’t control themselves. I had a whole bunch of balloons tied to me and this boy just came up and started hitting them and I go ‘Can you not do that?’ And he just kept on hitting them so I kicked him and walked off. And there are just so many fat kids there and I couldn’t keep say ‘faaaaat’ as they walked passed.
The only good thing today was that my cousin Yvonne gave me a very special something. She got it from New York, for free and she didn’t use it so, after a made a big fuss about it she just gave it to me.
Another Lomograph! Hooray! And this one takes the normal film, not the super expensive one that I have to go to some special place to get it developed.
Oh, and in other news, I got an Apprenticeship in Graphic Design. I’m heading out to dinner with my mum and some of her friends to discuss it. Hooray! Easy apprenticeship!
I am disappointed that the Choke release date has been moved to October 30th. Oh and The Dutchess…? Feminist movie. Loving your children? Having like a billion of them…WTF?
I actually had a huge thing typed out but I accidentally clicked the advertisement and it deleted my whole entry and I had to type it all over again…the parts I could remember anyway. |
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| Dear Jourdan. |
[Sep. 20th, 2008|02:04 pm] |
So, I think I''ve figured out what to do!
I'm going to do hairdressing. Why? Cause if tattooing doesn't work out I have something to fall back on. It's perfect and I enjoy doing hair. I'm awesome. You can all bow down to me now! Ahahahahahha. Fun! |
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| Dear Jourdan. |
[Sep. 15th, 2008|02:43 pm] |
Godfuck! I don't know what Tafe courses to pick up next year and I really desperatly need help. I want to draw! That's all but I have to have a super profile and HSC shit! I DON'T HAVE THAT! So I need help. Honestly, suggestions please! Please! And not stupid ones like 'dancing' or 'swimming'! Please, please, please, please, I just really need help. And I didn't get that fucking job from Jeanswest because most of the time when people hear you've dropped out of high school, they just think your a quitter. So I need something to do in Tafe. I've been thinking a small HSC tafe course...so I need something!
P.S. I don't know why the title is 'Dear Jourdan', but I think Jourdan knows why. Hi!
P.P.S. I love spring! The nice hot wheather, but my mum stayed home today SSO I COULDN'T SMOKE ALL FUCKING DAY! URGH AND I NEED TOO CAUSE THAT STUPID GAY FAG WHO WOULDN'T GIVE ME THE JOB AT JEANSWEST IS PISSING ME OFF! I HAVEN'T GOTTEN A CALL ALL DAY AND IT SHITS ME THAT HE CAN AT LEAST HAVE TO CURTOSITY TO CALL AND TELL ME I DIDN'T GET IT! BITCH!
Oh and...
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| More reasons why I hate kids! |
[Sep. 8th, 2008|08:15 pm] |
I seriously don't want children! At all! I don't even want nieces and nephews and if someone asks me to be someones godmother, this would be my answer, 'Egh, NO FUCKING WAY BITCH!'
First I hated children cause they were annoying spoiled brats that don't appreciate anything (and I know I was once like that but whatevz), they were yelling all the time on the train and stuff, think they're cute when they can't pronounce words, fall over and expect you to pick them up and get so fucking upset over nothing, now I just plain hate them. I guess the only child that is alright by me is Ethan. He's a little cutey that CAN pronounce words, is a smart boy and isn't so fucking greedy and loves to pig out with me. And so here is why I really hate little people.
I was walking home from the train station and I see this bunch of kids sitting on the park benches opposite the train station and they have there bikes with them. Walk pass them minding my own business, actually I was like a million feet away from then. So, I'm up to the chicken shop and still walking then I look back cause I here a bike coming so I move to the side where the bike is NOT HEADING and just keep walking...a second later, you can all guess what happens but I'll say it anyway, this stupid kid rams his bike into me! I didn't fall over or anything but it hurt A LOT!! He has fallen off his bike in doing so and I guessing he didn't really think it through. I turn around and he's all like 'SORRY' and I'm like 'Piss off you motherfucking kid!' give him a huge dirty and walk away. STUPID KIDS! UGHH!
I swear to god but I honestly don't know how my mum did it! You guys didn't know me when I was in primary school, I gave my mum so much fucking shit, probably until the end of year 8. So is seriously such a strong woman to put up with me. I've told her that and she's just laughed it off. GAWD! How do people do it! I'm not giving up my life so some little thing that has come out of me can take it! Fuck them! And sacrificing my body and my vagina (yes, Knocked Up). I have no heart for kids anymore. I know I said before I don't have the heart to have an abortion but now, I'm all for it. For all I care, it can be killed the most painful way and I wouldn't give a fuck as long as it's not painful for me.
By the way, I bought my wonderful GOLDEN bikini top and a dress that can be tied into 6 (or so) different ways. I'm actually wearing my golden bikini now. I never want to take it off. I love it so much! I'm going to marry it!
Anyway, season finale of Project Runway Australia...love you all! |
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[Sep. 7th, 2008|08:08 pm] |
Ahaha, I'm funny. I can annoy my sister so much without saying anything. Last night we went to dinner, just my mom, Lin and I, we were eating and my sister mentions something about beds being cheap at whatever store it was and I go, 'Did you want a new bed?' to mom and she goes 'no Lin wants a new bed cause it keeps breaking' and then i just look in front and see Lin through the corner of my eyes. She knows what I'm thinking and if you guys don't I'm thinking SHE'S FAT!
I also went shopping today and spent over 500 bucks and finally bought a very lovely bag, and 300 dollars worth of Myers stuff, Peter Alexander crap, Diva earrings (nice hoop ones to go into my plugs) and awesome shoes from Dotti.
PLUS...I'm in love...
Lets go see Hellboy II: The Golden Army! |
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[Sep. 3rd, 2008|01:02 pm] |
So I'm guessing you all know I love Erin. Well I clicked on her flickr page today and she got her new dog then I was looking at the puppy for while and thought that if Bailey and Cody did have babies...they'd probably look like her dog. With Bailey's colours and Cody's maltese features...
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| Mom comes home tomorrow! |
[Aug. 28th, 2008|09:30 pm] |
My mum finally comes home tomorrow morning! I'm not sure what time but who cares cause...YAY! I miss her so much! It's been like four/five fucking days and I want her home and hope she buys me a macBook Pro!
I was also being a good daughter and did what she asked me to do which was clean out my room. It took me four days cause I keep getting distracted or bored and don't want to do it.
( want to see? ) |
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[Aug. 19th, 2008|11:25 pm] |
Mucking around with my photoshop.
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[Aug. 15th, 2008|03:49 pm] |
I now have red hair!
It took me around a whole week to do it cause my hair was dyed black, which you all know.
I had to dye it red and it turned out a brown colour and only slightly red in the light or sun and then two days later I coloured it red again and it's brighter now but really red in the sun. Then today I bleached the roots of my blonde secctions. It's such a relief to finally have it all done and I would take a picture of it but I'm horrible at self-portrait stuff.
In other news, my mum is going to Vietnam for business stuff with one of Adrian's friend cause he can't speak Vietnamese and she can. If all goes well, she can quit her job and start traveling to Vietnam on business and that'll be her new job and I'll get to go to Vietnam all I want too. Hooray!
Anyways, I love you all and hope to see you all soon! |
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| iBake 3 |
[Aug. 5th, 2008|06:57 pm] |
Crème brûlée
French for 'burnt cream'.
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[Aug. 4th, 2008|02:56 pm] |
Strawberry Muffins
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[Aug. 2nd, 2008|02:37 pm] |
I made brownies this morning with chocolate frosting and minor decorations.
Now, I have to get ready for a wedding. |
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